Hello blazers
NFKRZ here! How're you guys doin' today
Welcome to a brand new video
And today,
We're going to be talking about the legendary website that is Buzzfeed.
-Voice winner for overall social presence
goes to Buzzfeed!
*pathetic applause*
Guy 1: Wow...
Woman 1: ...Much...
Woman 2: ...Grateful.
Woman 3: Very...
Guy 2: ...Thanks.
Of course, guys
as you all know, Buzzfeed is one of the best websites
on the internet, and
one of the totally THE best content producers
on youtube.
They offer stuff like,
Anti-white, anti-heterosexual videos.
and basically, Buzzfeed's entire living and breathing point at this point
is to make you feel bad.
If you happen to be white,
and not gay,
because you "oppress" everybody,
and if you happen to be male, white, and not gay...
You need to just kill yourself,
and make the world a favor.
Now, a lot of people have recently been making videos about buzzfeed.
For example,
This one right here-
Fucking hell, dickhead
This video has 1.4 million views.
I mean,
I will be a fucking retard if I pass this up and didn't
jump on a little bit of a bandwagon.
Random shirt change, sorry,
but seriously, today guys I want to show you something a little bit different
and the premise of this video is uploaded to buzzfeed recently,
Is that buzzfeed wants YOU,
You, right here.
to get STDs.
You know, you know the good stuff like AIDS or HIV...
Uh!
HIV-AIDS-STD!
*Pen-pineapple-apple-pen music plays*
So without further ado,
and any explanation,
Let's get right into this.
-My initial reaction when I found out I was HIV positive was that I was never ever going to have sex again...
I was never going to be in a relationship again.
It just was... basically over.
Um...
And that lasted for quite a while.
--I... didn't know what to do, where to turn.
I didn't think I was ever going to be worth dating.
Um- After being HIV positive.
It happened.
Ok, starting off with this video, there's nothing wrong with it so far, right?
They just uh, you know, the stories of people who are HIV positive.
And, nowadays I think the stereotype for people with HIV and AIDS are all either
complete sluts, or uh, I don't know. Drug addicts, or
Just terrible, lowest of the low class lump and elements.
I think that stereotype is gone by now, so...
I can actually sympathise with these people and be like,
Yeah, damn Daniel, you know
You have HIV. That sucks dude.
but... you're still a nice guy?
So yeah, you know, so far there seems to be nothing wrong with this video.
Except the like/dislike ratio.
And, don't worry guys! Soon enough, you will find out why the like/dislike ratio in this video is.. is not the best.
-When you are looking for a certain person, they'll say you must be clean.
So, I'm being profiled as being a dirty person because I'm HIV positive which is like farthest from the truth.
--It actually really sucks.
For instance, on Grindr. I've been blocked when I've been open and honest.
They solely look at your diagnosis,
categorize you,
like most of us do in America.
Put you in a box.
And then kind of shove you off to the side.
Like, here's the exact moment when the video turns to cancer.
Uh, yeah guys. We have HIV.
Uhh, which is a deadly virus. Could possibly turn to AIDS,
But, you know. We're still people, right?
-And I'm not debating that, okay?
Maybe somebody who is watching me right now is HIV positive.
And, good luck to you my friend out there.
But basically what they're saying is that "everybody around me are complete fucking assholes because they don't want to have sex with me because I have HIV.
"and that means they're misogynists, not STD-acceptant, and they're probably racist and sexist.
and everything, all that shit. They probably don't even like feminism."
You guys want to hear, uhh... You guys want to hear a funny joke?
I'm making a video about HIV positive people.
They're finally- there's finally some positivity on this channel.
...
I want to kill myself.
I was able to have some relationships as far as being physical with guys again but...
The...
boyfriend thing never...
happened. I have been single since the 80s.
So yeah, the idea of this video so far is pretty... it's pretty easy.
Yeah look...
We have HIV.
But we're still people. You can still fuck us.
And if you like the guy a lot,
you should actually not care that maybe fucking this guy once
and taking it in the pussy or the ass
Might uh... might just uh, give you a deadly virus and....
Uhh... kind of ruin your life?
My own response to this is-
You little stupid ass bitch, I ain't fuckin' with you! *music plays*
I mean, first of all.
I am NOT gay.
Okay?
So I'm not going to fuck with you, and,
Even though this guy is pretty hot, I mean...
I mean he looks like Leon Lush.
...If Leon Lush was HIV positive and was gay.
I mean, maybe a Leon Lush is actually HIV positive if, I mean
You never know now'a days.
On second thought, I'm not fucking with you because I don't want to get AIDS.
I mean guys, the fucking problem with Buzzfeed is that
they're trying to be so tolerant, they're trying to be so cool
is that they're going to glorify anything at this point.
For example,
We have, right now, people saying that
if you do not date somebody with HIV, you are being a fucking asshole.
And, the next thing they're probably going to upload is like, uh,
If you don't date transsexual people, you're a fucking asshole.
For example,
You meet a cute girl in line, you ask her out, you go on a date...
You drive her to your house, you get right in to get some action,
She drops down her pants...
and there is a huge, massive, throbbing cock in your face.
And you- you're just like...
Eh...
You know what, no.
I'm not doing this one, goodbye.
You asked out a cute girl from Tylon for a date?
You got into bed with her, and she pulls down her pants she has a massive nine inch cock in your face
How fucking dare you say no?
You fucking sexist asshole.
How fucking dare you misgender people, and how fucking dare you not respect transsexuals.
You know, probably with this kind of progress,
the next thing that Buzzfeed is going to upload
is gonna upload a fucking video saying,
If you disrespect pedophiles, because they like kids,
you're a fucking racist and sexist.
I mean, Jesus Christ...
-Hello, my name is Jeff and I'm from the South of the United States of America.
Uh, the thing is is that I am attracted to childs,
I'm attracted to children, you know,
And uh, I-I wanted to fuck two fifteen year olds yesterday
by the gas station.
But unfortunately, they called the cops on me and said that I'm a pedophile and stuff and like,
I just feel very oppressed, guys.
I just feel really like, this is my sexuality, okay?
I'm attracted to children.
I just want to fuck and lick uh, some children's prepubescent pussy.
If you're attracted to people of the same sex, you're called gay, you can actually marry them.
But if you're a pedophile,
you can't even fuck fifteen year olds!
How fucked up is that? America, wake up!
And stop being such sexist and racist pieces of shit.
Buzzfeed video, everybody.
S-subscribe.
Uh, I'm sorry guys for uh, being gay.
Let's keep watching the video.
-To those of you who won't open up your heart and date someone...
who is HIV positive,
you need to open a book. Or go to a website.
Just like I did.
With the advent of better medications for the last eight to ten years, I've been undetectable
which means that it's... almost impossible for me to pass on the virus.
So with my undetectable status and condoms and prep,
It's just a triple layer of protection.
Yeah, you see Buzzfeed, there's- this is where this is a little bit of a problem.
You see,
It's ALMOST impossible,
to pass on the virus, being 'undetectable,' or whatever.
And you have a 0-4% risk of actually getting the disease. And,
You know what, Buzzfeed? Its a bit of an issue,
Because, I mean,
People get fucking anxious about getting pregnant.
Uh, you know, already.
And a lot of people get very, very anxious about the 'pull out' method. You know, the classic.
Because there's still some small probability, like below 1% that the woman can get pregnant.
Right?
So people- maybe people actually don't do that because of that.
But here, we're not talking about pregnancy, because pregnancy we have abortions that can actually be diverted, you know.
And there's a little bit of a problem here, because I don't think people really want to risk devitalizing their health on a 0-4%...
Because,
4%?!
Four-fucking-percent? Are you kidding me?
Technically, that means if you have sex with this guy 100 times,
Four of those times you have a probability of getting fucking AIDS, so.
That doesn't sound very good to me.
You know?
That-that... not a-not a deal breaker.
Not a deal breaker.
I would never date a person with HIV because for the sole reason that I don't want to get the disease.
It's not because I think they're dirty and I think they're less of a human than me,
The problem is that I don't hate you, alright?
I don't despise you, but I don't want to fuck you because I don't want to die tomorrow.
-People are definitely missing out if they are closing themselves off from anybody who is positive, or black, Asian, or feminine.
Um... You never know what a person has inside them and how they will surprise you if you actually give them a chance and get to know them.
You are truly missing out if you are not meeting somebody jusy because of a checklist on his profile.
Oh, go fuck yourself!
I'm missing out, right? I'm missing out on fucking dying. That's great.
And- They also put the race card in here, they put
HIV positive, black, and Asian and feminine in the same categories, so basically,
Yeah, if you don't want to date somebody who is HIV positive, if you don't want to take their penis up your asshole,
You're racist, my nigga, you're fucking racist.
Remember this dude right here, guys that uh, the dumbass that lives in his own fucking stupid bubble
known as Tyler Oakley,
said that if you don't want to date a person because of their race or skin color, then you're fucking racist.
Which was one of the stupidest statements I've read in my entire life,
they're doing exactly the same thing here.
They're guilt tripping you, saying if you don't want to date somebody with HIV, you're being racist.
You're probably a member of a fucking KKK.
So yeah, once again a fucking brilliant video from Buzzfeed.
I mean, this is our only way out at this point, guys.
Because a lot of us who are probably watching my videos, me and myself and you guys, probably a lot of you are
White, uh, not gay, uh.. male.
And, you know. With all these SINS combined, you are a terrible person.
So in order to cleanse yourself of the sins, make sure to fuck somebody with HIV.
And maybe then, people will not think of you as a complete fucking faggot. Because,
This is what the society in 2016 looks like.
I want to die, this is so depressing.
But yeah, hopefully now you guys actually understand why this video has such great like/dislike ratio.
And, I was watching this video and it kind of pissed me off because of how fucking stupid it was.
Anyways guys, hopefully you did enjoy watching this video.
And make sure to slap that motherfucking like button if you did.
And be safe out there.
Wear condoms,
Or else, you're going to be a- You're going to end up like those people and...
You're going to be, uhh- in a Buzzfeed video conveying people to have sex with you because you have HIV and AIDS.
...Which is not the best position.
...to be in.
But seriously though guys, thank you so much for watching this video!
And I will see you guys in the next one.
Peace...